A frightening tale of innocent, nonchalant destruction. Sphincter Man has the misfortune to arrive in the company of Trevor and is introduced to the unreality of the 'perverter of fortune' literally head first. Excerpt “So there I was falling out of the air, tumbling over and over unable to control my descent, as I was paralysed. Paralysed through laughter, the only thought in my mind was the vision of S.M. with his head firmly entrenched to the shoulders, up the arse of a cow.”