About the Author

"…a collection of authorial squibs emphasizing the arbitrary… if notably less insipid than the earlier edition…a shameless face dropper, though Margaret Thatcher appears about to vomit…ably portrays the physiognometric stresses of plexiglass, shrink-wrap, and Jack Daniels…while the picture of a foot behind his head appears authentic…novelty in the sight of a basketball player wearing eye black…lapse not to mention the extensive literature on the dangers of auto-StimuLax…not a complete package…unlike the Carpenter Pencil Poems, About the Author can at least be opened without a screwdriver…flawed as it is, it cannot be improved. Stop. " Hardly Able, Earlimart Jimson Weed Gazette