If we could summarize for you this Issue, it would go something like:

Some countries have strange laws regarding Homosexuality; so Prada designed some clothes and a car; but with all these strange laws we needed a criminologist in case something weird would happen, his name is Gordon, and also happens to be bisexual; with him we have Orlando Cruz, a boxer who is also gay. In this war of laws Canada won over Nigeria, so you can go take a vacation to Carmel, California (which is in US); for that you will need a hot body, so here we have the right way to do your cardio exercises at the gym... Why? So Stephane Gizard can photograph you and maybe be you could appear in his next book.