the Otherworldly Artwork of JPitts

Jared Pitts was born and raised in a filthy one room shack on the Navajo reservation, and didn't own a pair of pants until he was 14 years old. After his gambling and cock fighting rings were busted by the Federales, "Rico," (as he was known at the time) was able to avoid a Mexican federal prison by snitching on his business associates and enrolling at the Northwest College of Art in Poulsbo, WA. There he graduated Super Awesome Magna Cum Laude with a BFA in Fine Art, Illustration and Astrophysics. He currently has a $50,000 bounty on his head by the Mexican Mafia, and resides above a bowling alley with his 7 wives in the western United States, the greatest country on the face of the Earth or anywhere else! He can also punch a cannonball out of the sky.